T-SHIRT 'FRIDAY BIRTHDAY'

Some celebrate, some tolerate. You? You roll your eyes, sip your coffee, and survive another round of forced cheer. This tee is for the anti-party, the sarcastic soul, and anyone who believes cake should be optional and confetti strictly forbidden.

Made from soft, premium cotton so you can stay comfortable while avoiding small talk, balloons, and awkward “Happy Birthday” chants. Minimalist design, maximum “I’d rather be anywhere else” energy.

• Material: 100% breathable cotton

• Fit: Regular, for the subtly rebellious and proudly indifferent

• Style: Casual with a side of “don’t even think about singing”

Wear it loud, wear it proud… because some celebrations are just not worth your time.