SWEAT 'FRIDAY FOB'

For those who find group chats terrifying and small talk exhausting. This sweater is made for the delightfully distant — the ones who prefer observation over participation. Soft, heavyweight fleece keeps you warm while you embody peak “socially selective” energy.

Material: Premium cotton blend fleece
Fit: Relaxed, moody, comfortably aloof
Style: Minimalist, ironic, elegantly antisocial

Wear it casual, wear it withdrawn… because not fitting in has never looked this good — Friday energy.