Reality check? Served cold. This cozy sweater is for the unapologetic, the sarcastic, and anyone who’s done dealing with online divas and overreactors. Perfect for throwing shade, staying comfy, and reminding Karens everywhere that sometimes life exists outside their echo chamber.
 
Made from soft, premium fabric so you can stay warm while radiating maximum “chill the hell out” energy. Minimalist design, maximum attitude.
 
Material: Soft, premium cotton blend
Fit: Regular, for the bold, the cheeky, and the unapologetically savage
Style: Casual with claws—because some lessons are best delivered in style
 
Wear it loud, wear it proud… because sometimes the simplest advice is the most necessary: Touch Grass, Karen.