Some celebrate, some tolerate. You? You roll your eyes, sip your coffee, and survive another round of forced cheer. This sweater is for the anti-party, the sarcastic soul, and anyone who believes cake should be optional and confetti strictly forbidden.
Made from soft, premium fleece so you can stay warm while avoiding small talk, balloons, and awkward “Happy Birthday” chants. Minimalist design, maximum “I’d rather be anywhere else” energy.
 
Material: Premium cotton blend fleece
Fit: Relaxed, for the subtly rebellious and proudly indifferent
Style: Casual with a side of “don’t even think about singing”
 
Wear it loud, wear it proud… because some celebrations are just not worth your time. Friday energy.