Drama? Not your circus. Tears? Not your problem. This cozy sweater is for the unapologetic souls who meet overreactions with sarcasm, not sympathy. Perfect for calling out the attention seekers, dodging guilt trips, and serving shade with a smile.
 
Made from soft, premium fabric so you can stay warm while radiating maximum “your tears won’t move me” energy. Minimalist design, maximum savage vibes.
 
Material: Soft, premium cotton blend
Fit: Regular, for the bold, the cheeky, and the gloriously unbothered
Style: Casual with claws—because not every meltdown deserves compassion
 
Wear it loud, wear it proud… because sometimes the best response is just: Cry More, Suzan.