Some people collect cookies. You collect eye-rolls. This tee is for anyone who can’t handle the sugar-coated enthusiasm of Girl Scouts and prefers their sarcasm dark and their patience short. Perfect for weekend warriors, coffee addicts, and those who believe “cute” doesn’t excuse over-enthusiasm.
 
Made from soft, premium cotton so you can stay comfortable while silently judging every box of cookies that comes your way. Subtle enough to avoid drama, bold enough to make your stance very clear.
 
Material: 100% breathable cotton
Fit: Regular, for the sarcastic, the skeptic, and the cookie-free crusaders
Style: Casual, with a heavy dose of “don’t even try me”
 
Wear it loud, wear it proud… because some things are just not worth the calories or the cheer.